1. Organize before they rise.
Shiiiiii, you gots ta be prepared sucka.
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
They are slow anyway. And walk stupid.
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
Remove the head! How many times do I have to tell you!
4. Blades don't need reloading.
I'm not talking about your steak knifes or anything, but sharpen up that samurai sword!
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
Zombies can't clamp onto your skinny jeans.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
Zombies can't climb.
7. Get out of the car, get onto a bike.
Unlimited MPG, baby! Bikes are portable and easier to maneuver than cars. Plus you can put your swords in your cruiser basket.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert.
Don't stop, get down, shut up, and pay attention!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
Don't let your guard down, sucka!
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.
There's always more around the bend!