Georgia Gould!

From Your Group Ride:
"On August 11th, Fort Collins resident, Georgia Gould, won the Olympic Bronze medal at the 2012 London Olympics. On August 25th, Fort Collins will celebrate her Olympic medal, her National Championship and send her to Worlds in style. Please join us at the North Ballroom at the Fort Collins Rio. Doors open at 7:00. Please get there early as the venue can only hold 130 people. There will be an interview, crowd Q and A and a photo/autograph session. A photographer and a limited number of posters will be provided."

Hoping to score a photos of T Pants and Georgia! Hope to see you all there!

The Beginning

Greetings, True Believers!

This is Tegan Pants, reporting from the crib down the street.

My mother has decided to forgo "traditional" education for, let's say, "unorthodox" schooling. My eyes are barely focused and I can't read, but Mommy is dead set on, in her words, "starting my training as soon as possible." Daddy tried to convince her that I would prefer some age appropriate material like Dr. Suess and the Very Hungry Caterpillar. Mommy told Daddy he didn't know what he was talking about then I crapped my pants and diffused the potential fight. I've been learning more and more how to use my bodily functions to my advantage.

So join me, won't you, on this journey into the world of comic books through the eyes of an already world weary infant.

How long till kindergarten?

Coming soon...

Schwinn Approved

   
My family has it's share of vices. I personally can't stop myself from drinking sugar-free Red Bulls. In wifebeaters. While yelling at small children from my lawn.
   Curtis has a small problem with bikes. He rides them, collects them and loves just about everything about them. We've even converted our garage into a foster home for wayward bikes.
    This past 4th of July, Curtis' mom, sister and brother journeyed out to their homeland of Wisconsin and brought him back a little present. Uncle Jim had been holding on to this puppy since the 60's. All the brothers, Jim, Bob and Curtis' dad, Bill, had matching ones when they were kids and only Jim still had his. It's still in great shape and once Curtis put it all back together, it was totally rideable.

This sumbitch is extremely heavy! Frames are so freaking light nowadays, it's a wonder people could get anywhere in a timely manner back in the day. Curtis rode it to work and it added another twenty minutes onto his commute. And he apparently didn't have enough fat on his rump to deal with the brick of a seat. But it is such a beautiful bike! Great addition to our little bicycle family.

Random Photos of Mommyhood

Never Nude

"You ever hear of a never nude? Well, you are a never nice! Your emotions wear jean shorts!"

My husband can be such a turd sometimes.

Image via Mike Mitchell

Ch-Ch-Changes

Starting over ze blog, part deux!

Since I last joined you, big things been popping, little things stopping.

Went to Costa Rica!

Husband got a new job!

Got knocked up!

Had a baby!

Watched a lot of Netflix!

Life is pretty good.

Success!

I finally have something edible from my garden! The jalapenos and peppers got massacred by the grasshoppers, but the tomatoes held out. Uncle Bob and Curtis' dad came over last night and we sliced them up for hamburgers. And they were effin' delicious!

Via Cheesey Fry Jack

I Love Shooting Zombies

Either you are with me or you are against me. ZAP