I Love Shooting Zombies

Either you are with me or you are against me. ZAP

I love this baby so much...

...I could eat her braaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnsssssss! Frannie's a pretty good sport about it though.

Uh oh, I think she's going through the change. Watch out, Mom. She'll bite you next....

Zombies + Bikes. It just makes sense....

This is Curtis' entry to the Specialized "Wheels of Fire" video contest. He had to come up with a 3 minute video promoting the 2011 Rockhopper. It's down to him and 4 other people! This was a complete blast to shoot! Curtis let me be a zombie and even trash our house. His brother, Russell was the star and was completely excited and dedicated to the project. Our friends, Adam, Jack, David and Jason, so graciously offered to be the other zombies.
Curtis really worked his butt off and it shows in this amazing video. I am so proud of him!!!
And really, bikes will be the best transportation in even of the undead apocalypse. They don't need gas, are much more mobile than cars and you can do some sweet jumps over dead bodies!

Want.

Exclusive print from San Diego Comic Con. I swear I will make it to a comic book convention one day. Via.
PS. I got the book "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" for my bridal shower. How great are my friends? This will only bring me and my Jane Austinite friend Emily closer together.

ZOMBIEDEATHBRIDE!

Apparently today is my 1 year anniversary for my current position and I came to work with this craziness adorning my desk. My most awesome co-worker, Jack is an amazing artist and whipped this up for me. Really, have you ever seen such a bad ass zombie bride?!?! Pretty sure this is how I'm going to do my wedding make-up.

Gonna need this...

...for my house. Curtis and I have already discussed our Z.A.P. Have you and your loved ones? Find this and more informative posters here.

How amazing are these?!

The wonderful Miss Melodia (her blog is amazing and you must check it out) pointed these plates out to me. They are definitely going on our registry. Go check them out and more here.

Top Ten Lessons From Max Brooks

As to be expected, one of my favorite books is "The Zombie Survival Guide". Max Brooks is a genius and is the only reason I am going to be a productive human being. I am the type of person who isn't really grounded in reality, so the prospect of a zombie invasion freaks me out to no end and keeps me up at night. I sit in my cubicle at work and imagine if I could use my stapler to destroy a brain. I love my new apartment, but worry about all the windows I'm going to have to board up. I love my boyfriend more than anything in the world, but I wouldn't hesitate to put one between his eyes the moment he joins the ranks of the undead. Imagine my relief when I found this book! Go out and buy it here. You will be better for it. Here are the top 10 lessons for surviving a zombie attack. Thank you so much, Mr. Brooks...

1. Organize before they rise.

Shiiiiii, you gots ta be prepared sucka.

2. They feel no fear, why should you?

They are slow anyway. And walk stupid.

3. Use your head: cut off theirs.

Remove the head! How many times do I have to tell you!

4. Blades don't need reloading.

I'm not talking about your steak knifes or anything, but sharpen up that samurai sword!

5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.

Zombies can't clamp onto your skinny jeans.

6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.

Zombies can't climb.

7. Get out of the car, get onto a bike.

Unlimited MPG, baby! Bikes are portable and easier to maneuver than cars. Plus you can put your swords in your cruiser basket.

8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert.

Don't stop, get down, shut up, and pay attention!

9. No place is safe, only safer.

Don't let your guard down, sucka!

10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

There's always more around the bend!