Issue 5

Alright kiddos, its been awhile but it's a new year and a whole new opportunity for empty promises about on time posts! So huddle up, dear readers, and let's get back to basics.
Mommy picked me up a couple of Batman books at Old Navy. Apparently, on her quest for ill-fitting mom jeans, she ran into some must reads! This week I read two books, "Batman: Gotham's Guardian" and "Batman: The King of Crazy."

Issue Four

Hola, mis amigos! Soy Tegan de los Pantalones! Bienvenidos to Issue Four!

I apologize for my long delay. A plague lay upon our house, the likes of which I have never seen. Darkness fell upon the land, locusts and frogs swarmed our house. We barely escaped with our snot-nosed lives.

Issue Three

Good Thursday to you, ravishing readers of my rants! It's Tegan Pants, back on the grind.

Sorry for the Labor Day delay! An extra day off means extra time with Mommy and Daddy.
Mommy was going to make me read all weekend, but Daddy insisted we spend some time outside.
After some tummy time and sunshine, it was time to get the ol' reading glasses back on.

This week, I'm reviewing "Darkwing Duck: Crisis On Infinite Darkwings, "
written by Ian Brill with art by James Silvani.

Issue Two

Welcome back, internet enthusiasts! I'm Tegan Pants, back in action and ready to tell you a thing or two about life, love and comics.
Since school is back in session, this week, I'll be reviewing a series of books featuring Mommy's favorite gifted youngsters, the X-Men.

Bumbles Bounce!

Pretty sure my niece is the spitting image of Bumble from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.

Which means she is adorable.

Issue One

Welcome to the first installment of Comic Rants from Tegan Pants.
I am your humble narrator, Tegan Pants.

On the maiden voyage of CRfTP, I will be reviewing "My First Wonder Woman Book."
As soon as Daddy found out I was a girl, he bought me this book. He wanted to make sure that my first book was also my first comic book.
Mommy won't stop yacking about this Amazonian broad, so I was interested to see what all the fuss was about.

The Beginning

Greetings, True Believers!

This is Tegan Pants, reporting from the crib down the street.

My mother has decided to forgo "traditional" education for, let's say, "unorthodox" schooling. My eyes are barely focused and I can't read, but Mommy is dead set on, in her words, "starting my training as soon as possible." Daddy tried to convince her that I would prefer some age appropriate material like Dr. Suess and the Very Hungry Caterpillar. Mommy told Daddy he didn't know what he was talking about then I crapped my pants and diffused the potential fight. I've been learning more and more how to use my bodily functions to my advantage.

So join me, won't you, on this journey into the world of comic books through the eyes of an already world weary infant.

How long till kindergarten?

Coming soon...

Random Photos of Mommyhood

Ch-Ch-Changes

Starting over ze blog, part deux!

Since I last joined you, big things been popping, little things stopping.

Went to Costa Rica!

Husband got a new job!

Got knocked up!

Had a baby!

Watched a lot of Netflix!

Life is pretty good.

I love this baby so much...

...I could eat her braaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnsssssss! Frannie's a pretty good sport about it though.

Uh oh, I think she's going through the change. Watch out, Mom. She'll bite you next....